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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.


If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England .


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England .


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England ..

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England .


If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in New England .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England..

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England .


If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England ..


If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England .


If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England .


If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England

If you get upset when you can't see a CVS or an ATM, you live in New England.
 

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My hat is off to you, psquare, that was brilliant and all completely true!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


P.S. How's that new 850 workin?
 

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psquare75 said:
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England .
I've had to do this, and I live on the edge of the earth, AKA, Washington,
Some asshat sent his wife to HD to get plumbing fittings, they'd had to reverse the drains
because they were going from a septic system to a
sewer, so he'd cut all the drains out 3" below the floor, and drawn a diagram
of the fittings she needed to get. Guys, don't do this to your wife, and
definitely don't do it if you can't tell your elbow from a sanitary tee...
 

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psquare75 said:
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New England.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New England .
This sir also applies to Murray KY. The DQ closes during the winter because its not one of those Brazier places. Its ice cream only, no burgers or crap. Everything is in hours, not miles. Everyone has hit at least 2 deer..and a lot of houses dont even have locks.
 

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same here in cenral NY, except time. when i first move out here from MA. was ask how far to--, said 10 min., got a huh plus a strange look
 
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