A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of ****, it takes all morning."
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of ****, it takes all morning."
